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Talk about Third Wheeling!


There are few things that are cringe worthy – this is one of them.

A friend and I stood still in one of Sydney’s most popular nightclubs analysing the behaviour of people for amusement. It’s jungle like, females and males out to prey, some more than others.

Scenario 1: Point out a deer to a lion and make him chase it

Scenario 2: Kill the deer and put it in front of a lion

Which would he choose?

Hysterically laughing and horrible might I add we watched a female (dressed as the deer’s meat) be approached by what I would suggest a hyena at this stage. With no effort at all they were almost dirty dancing within the first 5 seconds of their meeting – impressive.

But wait a second; this is not even the good part. With no hesitation I would have crowned  the world’s worst female wing woman, her female friend awkwardly stood next to them the entire night while they ‘enjoyed’ each other’s company. Not sure which many of the ten thousand hints she missed to walk away and leave them alone?

Now you ask why we paid so much attention. Well firstly it was hilarious watching this ‘romance’ unfold from the beginning of the night till the end. Secondly they were within eyesight as we hogged the dance floor and imitated each other dance like school kids. Their priorities were set, ours were which song was the DJ going to mix next?

I promised I would document it because this is the best ‘Third Wheeling” I had seen to date. Perhaps not so funny now but if you had been there this would have definitely been a moment to remember.


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The Wedding Date


It’s wedding season and there is nothing more important that having that one partner in crime to share it with. Once the formalities of the event are over, the social part commences and that’s when the fun begins. I cannot stress how pivotal it is to have the perfect fit tag along as it could make or break the night.

Let’s narrow it down, what are the qualifications of a good male & female wedding date?

Wedding date

But don’t panic, if all of the above cannot be attained just remember that the wine and whisky is your companion right through to the end, or for the lucky ones having your close friends to run a muck with.

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