- Tim Tams are the solution to every world problem; it’s a solid commitment, in sadness and in health.
- Where else in the world would ‘Havaianas’ be fashionable? Not that I agree.
- The law is always on your side. For example, if a work colleague accidently bumped into you it’s possible that this is a case of ‘sexual harassment’ – sue them!
- Customers are ALWAYS right. You can waive almost any policy if you throw a tantrum on social media – try it!
- Where a birth of a dolphin is guaranteed to make top news headlines, prime time Television.
- When a ‘Parking’ situation during peak hour can be described as a lady on a street corner.
- You can evacuate an entire city by leaving a shopping bag unattended – oops :S
- Where turtles are faster than trains.
- Where a homeless man’s income is higher than yours – this is true.
- Drowning can make you famous. You can star in a 30-minute segment on Television and be a hero for surviving – well done!
In all seriousness, to say that we live in the most beautiful country is an understatement.
There is no place like home.
Happy Australia Day!
Indeed there is no place like Australia.
#blessed
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